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FKN PRETTY

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SHIT YOU SHOULD KNOW

IT'S BIOTHANE BITCH!

We are SOOO FKN EXCITED to share that a VERY LIMITED NUMBER of custom printed FKN Pretty BioThane Collars, Leashes, Leads and Key Fobs are now LIVE in shop! With designs more legible and items more durable, you should get even more life out of your FKN gear!

ACRYLIC PET TAGS + FLAIR!

We have officially added snarky acrylic pet tags to the shop! Laser cut and hand painted for your badass pooch or puss! We started with your favorite designs in two sizes “Standard” and “Large”. Tags come with a small piece of  “FKN Flair”!! PLUS we’ve designed and made some “extra” themed flair options

FKN + Fi DOGS = HELLA DOPE!

We are official "Fi Makers"! That means we have partnered with Fi and use their genuine end-links to make our FKN Pretty collars work with your existing Fi Smart Dog Tracker! Now you can have a collar that is as BADASS as the tracker it holds!

Don't have a Fi Tracker yet!? Use this link and our code "FKNPretty20" at checkout to save $20 on the activation fee!

KICK ASS CLOTHING

Selfishly, we wanted our designs on shit we could wear every damn day...soooo we did it! Apparel items including Graphic Tees, Sports Bras, Zip-Up Hoodies, Hats & more are waiting to find their new BAMF owner!

FUCKING FREEBIES!?

YUP! Because you deserve a little gift for being such a BADASS! Sooooo check out the FREEBIE category for some fun free shit! Currently you can find a few phone wallpapers & FUCK OFF I'M COLORING booklet.

FUCKERY FIT FINDER

FUCKERY FIT FINDER

Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)
Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)
Sale price$35.00
Acrylic Funny Pet Tag w/FlairAcrylic Funny Pet Tag w/Flair
Acrylic Funny Pet Tag w/Flair
Sale price$25.00

FUCKERY FIT FINDER

Dog Collar (BioThane)
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Traffic Lead (BioThane)
Traffic Lead (BioThane)
Sale price$30.00
Key Fob (BioThane)
Key Fob (BioThane)
Sale price$15.00
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)
Graphic Tee (Unisex Crew)
Sale price$35.00
Acrylic Funny Pet Tag w/FlairAcrylic Funny Pet Tag w/Flair
Acrylic Funny Pet Tag w/Flair
Sale price$25.00
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Dog Collar (BioThane)
Dog Collar (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Dual Function Leash (BioThane)
Sale price$50.00
Traffic Lead (BioThane)
Traffic Lead (BioThane)
Sale price$30.00
Key Fob (BioThane)
Key Fob (BioThane)
Sale price$15.00
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