{"product_id":"acrylic-funny-pet-tag-w-flair-hot-fucking-mess","title":"Acrylic Funny Pet Tag w\/Flair: Hot Fucking Mess","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese sweary pet tags let you spice up your best friend's collar or harness with a snarky proclamation of who the fuck they are! A\u003cem\u003end in this case\u003c\/em\u003e...it's a \u003cstrong\u003eHOT FUCKING MESS!\u003c\/strong\u003e Between the 5am zoomies, constantly screaming for attention, stealing nom noms at every opportunity and barfing at the MOST inconvenient time\u003cem\u003e (and always on a rug)\u003c\/em\u003e...we are pretty sure you know that your bestie is actually a mini monster...but...we also know you love the hell out of that little demon! WHY?...because for every single messy flaw is equally matched with unconditional love and the cutest little toe beans! NO ONE IS PERFECT and the world wouldn't be any fun if we were. SO FUCK IT! Let this pet tag serve as a polite warning...the wearer may be stupid cute (\u003cem\u003ebut they are also) \u003c\/em\u003eA HOT FUCKING MESS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFKN Pretty Pet Tags are laser cut acrylic and hand painted with love. Each one comes with a coordinating piece of FKN Flair to complement the design. Two size options are available, go with \"standard\" for the smaller dogs\/cats and \"Large\" for the bigger besties. Custom engraving optional to add personalized text to the back of the tag. Use it to add practical information like name, phone number, etc...OR use the space to go silly with truths only you know like \"I'M THE REASON WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS\"...OR a combo of both, the options are \u003cem\u003ealmost\u003c\/em\u003e endless!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreat for gifting! Force your loved ones to embrace your humor and spread the message that even pets know that it's OK to be a HOT FUCKING MESS!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FKN Pretty LLC","offers":[{"title":"Standard \/ GREY","offer_id":43432862220366,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard \/ ORANGE","offer_id":43432862253134,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ GREY","offer_id":43432862384206,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ ORANGE","offer_id":43432862416974,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/7885\/4478\/files\/Acrylic_Tag_-_Hot_Fucking_Mess.jpg?v=1770597048","url":"https:\/\/fknpretty.com\/products\/acrylic-funny-pet-tag-w-flair-hot-fucking-mess","provider":"FKN Pretty LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}