You're not boring...so don't let your drinkware be! I mean, if you gotta stay hydrated like an adult...you might as well do it in fucking style! So keep your tumbler close and your humor closer with this silly as fuck water jug!
FKN Pretty Water Jugs are our exclusive designed patterns sublimated in-house to order with love. Sublimation on stainless steel gives these beauties a cool as hell luminescent finish. This big boi holds 32oz of all the water (or other beverages) you need! Drink up!
Great for gifting! Force your loved ones to embrace your humor and spread the message that adulting doesn’t have to suck so much ass!
Product Specifications
Specs: 32oz Stainless Steel Water Jug with black plastic lid and internal straw. Made from double-walled non-leaching and non-toxic stainless steel. Vacuum seal keeps liquids and carbonation fresh, 100% BPA and Phthalate Free, easy-to-grasp shape and secure lid with easy opening.
Size: Tumbler w/Lid 10"H x 3.6"Diameter // w/straw 11"H x 3.6"Diameter
Item Care: To extend product life, hand wash.
Items are handcrafted to order, pattern placement may vary from what you see pictured.
Color may differ slightly from product photos due to different monitor settings. Please feel free to reach out with any questions ahead of purchasing.
We are not responsible for any injury caused by misuse of our products.
Production Time & Shipping
Each item is handcrafted to order and ready to ship in 2 weeks or less.
All items in your order will ship together and the longest item production time will apply.
You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped. Packages are shipped from Florida through USPS. Rates are calculated at checkout. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items.
Cancellations, Exchanges, Returns & Refunds
Each item is handcrafted to order, therefore we cannot offer cancellations, exchanges, returns or refunds. With that said, this team of two is dedicated to your FKN satisfaction. Please reach out of there is a legitimate issue with your order and we will do our best to work with you.
