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Our FKN designs are a reflection of YOU! Those Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who have a heart but won’t apologize when they Don’t Give A Shit! They can’t be bothered to get all their shit together because that is overwhelming as fuck. Instead, they are proud of the shit in life they do have together. They equally embrace their strengths and flaws because they know that flaws are part of what makes them unique and truly Fucking Pretty! 


YES YOU!...The ones who walk into a room and LIGHT THAT BITCH UP up with your incredible uniqueness and leave it forever changed for the better.  Shitstorm Survivors who occasionally Conceal the Fucking Chaos but most of the time OWN what a Hot Fucking Mess you are because you know being authentic is the only way to truly Fucking Shine, and while you are a certified Hell Raiser from time to time nobody needs to remind you to Bee Fucking Nice because that's basic fucking decency. We are here to help you spread your flame across the globe!


In short, our custom designs aim to ignite your sense of humor, inspire you to embrace your individuality and empower you to adult your own damn way! Each one letting you say what you want to say, but in an adult ass elegant way. 

FKN DESIGNS

FKN Pretty custom BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) Buffalo Plaid fabric pattern in all colors (Coral, Navy, Charcoal, Plum and Teal)

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

This one’s for YOU, the BAMFs who wake up every day and don’t apologize for being themselves, being unique, being bold, or just BEING at all. 


Jokes aside, let’s admit that just BEING is fucking hard sometimes. If you’re here today, you’re a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER just for showing up. Hell, if you can prepare at least one dinner then you ar

This one’s for YOU, the BAMFs who wake up every day and don’t apologize for being themselves, being unique, being bold, or just BEING at all. 


Jokes aside, let’s admit that just BEING is fucking hard sometimes. If you’re here today, you’re a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER just for showing up. Hell, if you can prepare at least one dinner then you are a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER! Adulting is hard but you are crushing it more than you give yourself credit for. 


We know you’re a Bad Ass Mother Fucker…but are you ready to accept it? Want to take it a step further and subtly let the whole damn world know about it? Maybe inspire others to see themselves for the BAMFs they are? BAMF Buffalo Plaid lets you proclaim your incredible badassery in an adult ass elegant way! 

HELL YEAH, I AM A BAMF!
FKN Pretty custom Don't Give A Shit Chevron fabric pattern in all colors (Navy, Coral, Teal, Plum and Charcoal)

Don't Give a Shit Chevron

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

Chevron is a timeless design that exudes elegance and Don’t Give a Shit is how you feel about something at least once a day. Don’t Give a Shit Chevron was designed to be a life hack to make growing up and having to be formal not suck so much ass! 


This pattern lets you radiate class without losing your fire…because sometimes you DO NOT GIV

Chevron is a timeless design that exudes elegance and Don’t Give a Shit is how you feel about something at least once a day. Don’t Give a Shit Chevron was designed to be a life hack to make growing up and having to be formal not suck so much ass! 


This pattern lets you radiate class without losing your fire…because sometimes you DO NOT GIVE A SHIT but you’re not trying to be a dick about it. 


And let’s be honest, not giving a shit is not a bad thing. It’s not sustainable to let every little thing in life steal your attention, devour your time or your weigh heavy on your heart. 


There are only so many shits to be given friends, use them wisely and don’t sweat the small stuff!

I WON'T SWEAT THE SMALL SHIT!

Fucking Pretty Floral

Bad Ass Mother Fucker Buffalo Plaid

Fucking Pretty Floral

Have you stopped to acknowledge how fucking pretty you are today? Likely not, likely life has jaded your perception of beauty. We want to change that!


Fucking Pretty Floral is a not so subtle nod to our namesake and is equal parts fancy and feisty just like YOU! You one of a kind magical fucking UNICORN. 


We believe that “pretty” comes in

Have you stopped to acknowledge how fucking pretty you are today? Likely not, likely life has jaded your perception of beauty. We want to change that!


Fucking Pretty Floral is a not so subtle nod to our namesake and is equal parts fancy and feisty just like YOU! You one of a kind magical fucking UNICORN. 


We believe that “pretty” comes in every size, shape, race and gender…it is in our individuality, perseverance and compassion. WE ARE ALL FUCKING PRETTY. We just have to learn how to acknowledge it, embrace it and own it! Flaws and all because showing up in this world as ourselves is truly fucking pretty. 

I AM FUCKING PRETTY!

Bee Fucking Nice

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Fucking Pretty Floral

This BRIGHT, BOLD and fucking PUNNY design communicates one thing and one thing only…BEE FUCKING NICE!! First and foremost, to ourselves and (as wounds heal) extending that kindness to others. A beautiful personal reminder to take deep breaths when frustrated and try our best to empathize and rationalize shit that turns our eyes red…at th

This BRIGHT, BOLD and fucking PUNNY design communicates one thing and one thing only…BEE FUCKING NICE!! First and foremost, to ourselves and (as wounds heal) extending that kindness to others. A beautiful personal reminder to take deep breaths when frustrated and try our best to empathize and rationalize shit that turns our eyes red…at the same time encouraging others to show the same compassion.


In a day and age where hate seems to be around every corner, this design helps remind you and others to spread some kindness. It may be only a tiny step toward the goal but even the tiniest pinch of niceness can have huge impacts on thoughts, actions and ultimately the whole damn world. So BEE part of the movement!

IT'S TIME TO BEE NICE!

Concealed Fucking Chaos

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Even when it seems like you have it all together...let’s admit that the chaos is often just below the surface. 


Concealed Fucking Chaos is the acknowledgement of all the shit we try real hard to keep under wraps. For better or for worse, we are all holding fears, stressors, and scars that nobody (or very few people) knows about. Maybe if w

Even when it seems like you have it all together...let’s admit that the chaos is often just below the surface. 


Concealed Fucking Chaos is the acknowledgement of all the shit we try real hard to keep under wraps. For better or for worse, we are all holding fears, stressors, and scars that nobody (or very few people) knows about. Maybe if we remind ourselves that that everyone is going through shit we don’t know about, we can be more understanding...more compassionate...and more open to letting people in. Maybe we can work on making these internal battles less camouflaged so that we all understand how much we have in common rather than only seeing the differences. This design aims to be the spark that ignites conversations and healing. 

I AM CHAOS!

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Fucking Shine (Black or White)

Fucking Shine challenges you to BE BOLD, BE BRAVE and BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU! 


To live life out loud! To live life on purpose! To embrace all of what makes you unique and never let anyone dull your light!


So go ahead and let this design help you beam your BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COLORS out into the world because we need each and every one of the

Fucking Shine challenges you to BE BOLD, BE BRAVE and BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU! 


To live life out loud! To live life on purpose! To embrace all of what makes you unique and never let anyone dull your light!


So go ahead and let this design help you beam your BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COLORS out into the world because we need each and every one of them! 


We need each and every part of the spectrum represented to be truly whole because the world is brighter when we all SHINE together!

TIME TO SHINE!

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

Are you a legit HELL RAISER? Or just living life by your own damn rules and get the label? Either way, we think you should straight up OWN IT and warn others with middle fingers raised high.


After all raising hell isn't scary...it is just raising a middle finger to societies "norms" and doing your own damn thing!

LET'S RAISE SOME HELL!

Hot Fucking Mess

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

It’s impossible to have it allllll together alllllll the damn time…so we say FUCK IT! We are all doing our best and some days are definitely better than others. It’s time to cut ourselves some slack, embrace life’s dumpster fires and MAKE IT WERK! 


So let this design help you OWN what a Hot Fucking Mess you are (emphasis on hot)…after all,

It’s impossible to have it allllll together alllllll the damn time…so we say FUCK IT! We are all doing our best and some days are definitely better than others. It’s time to cut ourselves some slack, embrace life’s dumpster fires and MAKE IT WERK! 


So let this design help you OWN what a Hot Fucking Mess you are (emphasis on hot)…after all, you know it’s one of our favorite qualities about you! Equal parts FUCKING MESS & FUCKING FIRE...we see you...because we are right there with you.


We are ALL a Hot Fucking Mess!

YEP I'M HOT!

Shitstorm Survivor

Hell Raiser (Red or Grey)

Fucking Legendary Dragon

 A nod to the not so bright parts of the Spring season, Shitstorm Survivor is an elegant acknowledgement of the INCREDIBLE STRUGGLE in weathering a storm and the IMMENSE STRENTH it takes to attempt (let alone succeed) in doing so. 


We’ve been through shit…you’ve been through shit…hell, our furry friends have been through shit! BUT if you 

 A nod to the not so bright parts of the Spring season, Shitstorm Survivor is an elegant acknowledgement of the INCREDIBLE STRUGGLE in weathering a storm and the IMMENSE STRENTH it takes to attempt (let alone succeed) in doing so. 


We’ve been through shit…you’ve been through shit…hell, our furry friends have been through shit! BUT if you are reading this, it means you are surviving and that is something to be fucking proud of. 


Let this design be a reminder of all the shit that has been overcome in order to be here today and serve as a subtle billboard to others that there is an absolute BADASS is among them. 

I'M A SURVIVOR!

Fucking Legendary Dragon

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

Fucking Legendary Dragon

 We know you're like us...you'd rather keep it 100% and spit fire than blow smoke up someone's ass just to be accepted. Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This print is here to stra

 We know you're like us...you'd rather keep it 100% and spit fire than blow smoke up someone's ass just to be accepted. Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This print is here to straight up celebrate your Fucking Legendary wild side! So suite up! Let your scales shine and your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

I'M FKN FirE!

Fucking Legendary Mermaid

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This prints is here to straight up celebrate your Fucking Legendary wild side! So suite up! Let your scales shine and your instincts run fucking f

Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This prints is here to straight up celebrate your Fucking Legendary wild side! So suite up! Let your scales shine and your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

I HAVE SASSY SCALES!

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

Wild as Hell Leopard (Natural or Black)

We know you're like us...YOU CANNOT...YOU WILL NOT CONFORM because you're Wild as Hell! Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!:::  These prints are here to straight up celebrate your fucki

We know you're like us...YOU CANNOT...YOU WILL NOT CONFORM because you're Wild as Hell! Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!:::  These prints are here to straight up celebrate your fucking wild side! So suite up! Embrace your unique spots and let your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

LET'S GET WILD!

A Whole Damn Mood

A Whole Damn Mood

A Whole Damn Mood

Let this design help you tell the world to moooovvvvve out the way because you're A Whole Damn Mood and won't apologize for it!


( This design was made using traces of actual spots from our two pups Daisy & Dixie <3 )

I'MA MOOOODD!

Fuck Cancer

A Whole Damn Mood

A Whole Damn Mood

We were all thinking it...FUCK Cancer!


Cancer is a nasty bitch that has impacted us, our friends, and family directly and indirectly and we know it has for you too. We wanted a way to give the big C a big fat middle finger and so this design was born. We wanted to do it justice without falling into the same design ideas that others have ha

We were all thinking it...FUCK Cancer!


Cancer is a nasty bitch that has impacted us, our friends, and family directly and indirectly and we know it has for you too. We wanted a way to give the big C a big fat middle finger and so this design was born. We wanted to do it justice without falling into the same design ideas that others have had so we ended up morphing actual cancer cell photos with some geometric filters and went from there <3


FUCK Cancer!

Fuck DCM

A Whole Damn Mood

Always & Fucking Forever Bowties

No other way to say it...FUCK DCM! Our pups Daisy & Dixie who inspired us to start this passion project were diagnosed with Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) at the age of 2. After many months, Daisy lost her battle and her sister Dixie is still fighting. This design is 100% a selfish reminder that DCM sucks a big bag of dicks and to never for

No other way to say it...FUCK DCM! Our pups Daisy & Dixie who inspired us to start this passion project were diagnosed with Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) at the age of 2. After many months, Daisy lost her battle and her sister Dixie is still fighting. This design is 100% a selfish reminder that DCM sucks a big bag of dicks and to never forget the sweet pups that helped start FKN Pretty.


( This design was made using the actual heartbeat of our pup Dixie <3 )

FUCK DCM!

Always & Fucking Forever Bowties

Always & Fucking Forever Bowties

Always & Fucking Forever Bowties

It's not soft...there is literally nothing more BADASS than letting those you love fucking know it! 


You'll love them ALWAYS & FUCKING FOREVER, you aren't ashamed to show it and we are here for that shit! Let's face it, this world could use a little more mush....so let your best friend or your boo know how you really feel <3

I LOVE LOVE!

Always & Fucking Forever Hearts

Always & Fucking Forever Bowties

Always & Fucking Forever Hearts

It's not soft...there is literally nothing more BADASS than letting those you love fucking know it! 


You'll love them ALWAYS & FUCKING FOREVER, you aren't ashamed to show it and we are here for that shit! Let's face it, this world could use a little more mush....so let your best friend or your boo know how you really feel <3

I LOVE LOVE!

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

Sweater season means chilly weather and (sometimes) total fucking chaos! Expectations, deadlines, tradition and to-do's can quickly fill up your calendar BUT this pattern is a friendly reminder that YOU CAN CHOOSE to sing the Carols or have em' Kiss Your Ass!

FA LA LET'S GO!

Foxes Say Fuck Off

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

  What does the fox say? Foxes Say FUCK OFF! Why? Because they are fucking smart DUH!


Sometimes the holidays are overwhelming and you just need a little ME time! Give yourself the power of the fox and express your immediate need for others to fuck right the fuck off.

FUCK OFF!

Get Fucking Lit

Fa La La Kiss My Ass (Cheery or Emerald)

Snowbody's Bitch

 What's the best part of the Holiday Season? Our vote is vaca days and increased opportunities to GET FUCKING LIT! This print lets everyone know where the part is at and who is ready to turn up!

TIME TO GET LIT!

Snowbody's Bitch

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

Snowbody's Bitch

You are fiercely independent, refuse to take the back seat and wildly outspoken because you're SNOWBODY'S BITCH! Some may see it as aggressive but you know that your are just protecting your peace. 


Standing up for yourself and not taking shit is not only something you practice but it is something you want for others. This design serves as

You are fiercely independent, refuse to take the back seat and wildly outspoken because you're SNOWBODY'S BITCH! Some may see it as aggressive but you know that your are just protecting your peace. 


Standing up for yourself and not taking shit is not only something you practice but it is something you want for others. This design serves as a reminder and a amplifier that being true to yourself is how we all shine.

IT ME!

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

  Are you sweet like sugar but NAUGHTY AS HELL? Or just living life by your own damn rules and get the label? 


Either way, straight up OWN IT and warn others with a sly smile and this Sweet as Sugar, Naughty as Hell design.

ALWAYS NAUGHTY!

Unique as Fuck Snowflake

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell

 This snowy chic design is equal parts fancy and feisty just like YOU! 


Celebrate the fact that you are a one of a kind magical fucking SNOWFLAKE!

I AM UNIQUE AS FUCK!

It's Bitching Hour

Here for the Fucking Boos

It's Bitching Hour

LISTEN TO ME RIGHT MEOW! What can we say? Sometimes you just gotta get it off your chest in order to deal with it and MOVE ON!  It's Bitching Hour reminds you that it is OK go on a full fledged bitchfest because sometimes SCREAMING to let out all life's frustrations is better than trying to hold them all in until you fucking explode. Talk

LISTEN TO ME RIGHT MEOW! What can we say? Sometimes you just gotta get it off your chest in order to deal with it and MOVE ON!  It's Bitching Hour reminds you that it is OK go on a full fledged bitchfest because sometimes SCREAMING to let out all life's frustrations is better than trying to hold them all in until you fucking explode. Talking about the way you are feeling not only helps the ones around you to get closer but it helps you process your own SHIT!

LET's GET BITCHING!

Damned

Here for the Fucking Boos

It's Bitching Hour

We are ALWAYS more SPICE than SUGAR and we know exactly where we are going because of it! That's right, we are straight up DAMNED and owning it...now get on the bus with us you spooky mother fuckers!

DAMN I'M DAMNED!

Here for the Fucking Boos

Here for the Fucking Boos

Here for the Fucking Boos

 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice...GET ME A FUCKING BEER! 

  

When you need a drink STAT but are trying to be subtle about it...let your little ghost buddies do the talking for you! Here For The Fucking Boos lets everyone know what your thinking about. Hell, show your server and maybe they will laugh so hard they'll hook you up with a freebie! 

BEER ME!

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