FKN DESIGNS

This one’s for YOU, the BAMFs who wake up every day and don’t apologize for being themselves, being unique, being bold, or just BEING at all. 

Jokes aside, let’s admit that just BEING is fucking hard sometimes. If you’re here today, you’re a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER just for showing up. Hell, if you can prepare at least one dinner then you are a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER! Adulting is hard but you are crushing it more than you give yourself credit for. 

We know you’re a Bad Ass Mother Fucker…but are you ready to accept it? Want to take it a step further and subtly let the whole damn world know about it? Maybe inspire others to see themselves for the BAMFs they are? BAMF Buffalo Plaid lets you proclaim your incredible badassery in an adult ass elegant way! 

Chevron is a timeless design that exudes elegance and Don’t Give a Shit is how you feel about something at least once a day. Don’t Give a Shit Chevron was designed to be a life hack to make growing up and having to be formal not suck so much ass! 

This pattern lets you radiate class without losing your fire…because sometimes you DO NOT GIVE A SHIT but you’re not trying to be a dick about it. 

And let’s be honest, not giving a shit is not a bad thing. It’s not sustainable to let every little thing in life steal your attention, devour your time or your weigh heavy on your heart. 

There are only so many shits to be given friends, use them wisely and don’t sweat the small stuff!

Have you stopped to acknowledge how fucking pretty you are today? Likely not, likely life has jaded your perception of beauty. We want to change that!

Fucking Pretty Floral is a not so subtle nod to our namesake and is equal parts fancy and feisty just like YOU! You one of a kind magical fucking UNICORN. 

We believe that “pretty” comes in every size, shape, race and gender…it is in our individuality, perseverance and compassion. WE ARE ALL FUCKING PRETTY. We just have to learn how to acknowledge it, embrace it and own it! Flaws and all because showing up in this world as ourselves is truly fucking pretty. 

This BRIGHT, BOLD and fucking PUNNY design communicates one thing and one thing only…BEE FUCKING NICE!! First and foremost, to ourselves and (as wounds heal) extending that kindness to others. A beautiful personal reminder to take deep breaths when frustrated and try our best to empathize and rationalize shit that turns our eyes red…at the same time encouraging others to show the same compassion.

In a day and age where hate seems to be around every corner, this design helps remind you and others to spread some kindness. It may be only a tiny step toward the goal but even the tiniest pinch of niceness can have huge impacts on thoughts, actions and ultimately the whole damn world. So BEE part of the movement!

Even when it seems like you have it all together...let’s admit that the chaos is often just below the surface. 

Concealed Fucking Chaos is the acknowledgement of all the shit we try real hard to keep under wraps. For better or for worse, we are all holding fears, stressors, and scars that nobody (or very few people) knows about. Maybe if we remind ourselves that that everyone is going through shit we don’t know about, we can be more understanding...more compassionate...and more open to letting people in. Maybe we can work on making these internal battles less camouflaged so that we all understand how much we have in common rather than only seeing the differences. This design aims to be the spark that ignites conversations and healing. 

Fucking Shine challenges you to BE BOLD, BE BRAVE and BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY YOU! 

To live life out loud! To live life on purpose! To embrace all of what makes you unique and never let anyone dull your light!

So go ahead and let this design help you beam your BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COLORS out into the world because we need each and every one of them! 

We need each and every part of the spectrum represented to be truly whole because the world is brighter when we all SHINE together!

It’s impossible to have it allllll together alllllll the damn time…so we say FUCK IT! We are all doing our best and some days are definitely better than others. It’s time to cut ourselves some slack, embrace life’s dumpster fires and MAKE IT WERK! 

So let this design help you OWN what a Hot Fucking Mess you are (emphasis on hot)…after all, you know it’s one of our favorite qualities about you! Equal parts FUCKING MESS & FUCKING FIRE...we see you...because we are right there with you.

We are ALL a Hot Fucking Mess!

 A nod to the not so bright parts of the Spring season, Shitstorm Survivor is an elegant acknowledgement of the INCREDIBLE STRUGGLE in weathering a storm and the IMMENSE STRENTH it takes to attempt (let alone succeed) in doing so. 

We’ve been through shit…you’ve been through shit…hell, our furry friends have been through shit! BUT if you are reading this, it means you are surviving and that is something to be fucking proud of. 

Let this design be a reminder of all the shit that has been overcome in order to be here today and serve as a subtle billboard to others that there is an absolute BADASS is among them. 

 We know you're like us...you'd rather keep it 100% and spit fire than blow smoke up someone's ass just to be accepted. Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This print is here to straight up celebrate your Fucking Legendary wild side! So suite up! Let your scales shine and your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!::: This prints is here to straight up celebrate your Fucking Legendary wild side! So suite up! Let your scales shine and your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

We know you're like us...YOU CANNOT...YOU WILL NOT CONFORM because you're Wild as Hell! Whether it's by conscious choice or just in your nature, you can't seem to play by the rules...but to be honest...you wouldn't have it any other way! :::AND WE ARE HERE TO SUPPORT THAT SHIT!:::  These prints are here to straight up celebrate your fucking wild side! So suite up! Embrace your unique spots and let your instincts run fucking free! Let's be real, life is unpredictable so why the hell shouldn't you get to be!?  
 

We were all thinking it...FUCK Cancer!

Cancer is a nasty bitch that has impacted us, our friends, and family directly and indirectly and we know it has for you too. We wanted a way to give the big C a big fat middle finger and so this design was born. We wanted to do it justice without falling into the same design ideas that others have had so we ended up morphing actual cancer cell photos with some geometric filters and went from there <3

No other way to say it...FUCK DCM! Our pups Daisy & Dixie who inspired us to start this passion project were diagnosed with Dilated Cardiomyopathy (DCM) at the age of 2. After many months, Daisy lost her battle and her sister Dixie is still fighting. This design is 100% a selfish reminder that DCM sucks a big bag of dicks and to never forget the sweet pups that helped start FKN Pretty.

( This design was made using the actual heartbeat of our pup Dixie <3 )

You are fiercely independent, refuse to take the back seat and wildly outspoken because you're SNOWBODY'S BITCH! Some may see it as aggressive but you know that your are just protecting your peace. 

Standing up for yourself and not taking shit is not only something you practice but it is something you want for others. This design serves as a reminder and a amplifier that being true to yourself is how we all shine.