YOU ARE FKN PRETTY!
YOU ARE FKN PRETTY!
Each item is handcrafted to order and ready to ship in 2 weeks or less.
Packages are shipped from Florida through USPS. Rates are calculated at checkout. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items.
We are not responsible for Customs/import taxes and/or delays related to international shipping.
Each item is handcrafted to order, therefore we cannot offer cancellations, exchanges, returns or refunds.
With that said, this team of two is dedicated to your FKN satisfaction. Please reach out if there is a legitimate issue with your order and we will do our best to work with you.
FKN Pretty items are meant to be accessories and should not be left on unattended pets, children or drunkies.
We are not responsible for any injury caused by misuse of our products.
Perennial Sateen Grand is a 100% cotton sateen imported from Italy with a delicate drape and subtle sheen. Printed using eco-friendly Prima-Color technology, this fabric features rich color, fine detail, and strong wash durability without compromising softness.
*Fabric description compliments of Spoonflower
Items made of this fabric include key fob, bandana, bowtie, tote bag lining & dog collar
To extend product life, hand wash and lay flat or hang to air dry.
Modern Jersey is a lightweight jersey fabric knitted from 95% polyester and 5% spandex and printed using ecologically-safe transfer sublimation inks that provide vibrant color and strong wash durability.
*Fabric description compliments of Spoonflower
Items made of this fabric include scrunchie, can coolie, headband, bib, shirt pockets, cat sweater & infinity scarf
To extend product life, hand wash and lay flat or hang to air dry.
Linen-Cotton Canvas Ultra is woven from 55% linen and 45% combed cotton and printed using ecologically-safe Ultra-Color technology.
*Fabric description compliments of Spoonflower
Items made of this fabric include tote bag exterior & wall art
To extend product life, hand wash and lay flat or hang to air dry.
All the Shit Canvas Bag
Q: Will this help me when I lose my shit? Is it still useful when I'm scared shitless? Is it big enough to hold a crock of shit? What if I can't remember shit? I have so many questions. Do you have a FAQ?
-Compliments of @1big1small
A: Thank you for your FKN inquiry! We appreciate this level of fuckery!
1. Yes, this prevents the loss of shit...but if this shit is lost...you have lost all of your shit.
2. Yes, when scared shitless bag can be a calming agent with its lining reminding you to not give a shit.
3. Depends on size of said crock.
4. It is best to keep all shit inside of the bag so that it cannot be forgotten.
5. We do now
Custom Requests
Q: Can you make this FKN shit in Rat Dog Size?
-Compliments of @1big1small
A: Since each item is handmade to order, we can FKN attempt to meet your custom request. Please email BAMF@fknpretty.com prior to ordering with any questions and we will see what we can FKN do.
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